“Ma’am, you don’t want to sit here – this is the quiet carriage” – said the conductor on the train, just as we had managed to get ourselves, the baby, the 16 yr old, the pram and three days worth of crap onto the train back to New York…
So I am going to start at the beginning of our day, it’s just easier and hopefully I won’t leave anything out. It started out to be a spectacular day, as Frankie managed to sleep all the way through the night to 6:30am. Refreshed, and trying to give Brent and Jada a bit of a sleep in, we snuck out of the hotel room and headed down to find some coffee and a hot chocolate. After watching the last set of the Federer match with a cup of tea in the lobby, Frankie and I headed out for an hour long walk, ending up at the coffee place across the road from our hotel.
After getting Brent and Jada up and at em’, we headed out for a hearty Sunday breakfast at Founding Farmers DC. They had a healthy cocktail menu and some free range, locally sourced goods, and a delicious breakfast was had by all. We wandered back to the hotel via the White House just to make sure that Donald was doing something about the Government shut down.
As it was nice and warm, we caught an Uber to a playground that (according to Yelp) did not have too many homeless people, was relatively clean and needle free, and had some little swings that Frankie could go on. As we arrived, Frankie promptly fell asleep and needed a bit of cajoling to get going again.
It was time to head to the train station, via Capitol Hill, to make sure those Democrats were not cheesing off on a Sunday (they were). The building itself was pretty amazing though, and Brent was very impressed by the Supreme Court.
We arrived at the train station to a bunch of police tape, a dozen cop cars, three times as many cops, and two chicks up a flagpole. Yesterday it was anti-abortion day, and today it was Women against Trump day. I was cheering for the two chicks up the flag pole.
We headed inside for a spot of lunch before we jumped back on the train. Someone tried to kill Jada by placing a singular piece of lettuce on her Shake Shack burger. Luckily she found it in time. All in all, a pretty good day right? Until – THE TRAIN…..
Firstly, Brent decided it was time to kick off his own protest about having to line up with other people who had the audacity to travel to New York on the same train as him (insert eye roll here). Secondly, the guy in the elevator decided he was suddenly in a rush to get off and catch the same train as us and had to push past Brent and the pram with his two suitcases, almost getting jammed in the elevator as a result. Thirdly, we finally managed to pile all our crap into the train and get four seats together when the conductor had the audacity to suggest that Frankie might not be quiet in the “quiet carriage” on the three and a half hour journey. Brent was having trouble keeping quiet at the conductor. Two carriages down, two trips back to our original spot for an abandoned sippy cup and Brent’s abandoned iPad, we settled down for the trip. This was when I had my first bottle of wine.
An announcement came on saying that a phone had been found and to let the conductor know if you had lost it. Knowing Brent and Jada, I asked both of them if they had theirs and they answered in the affirmative. Frankie then decided to do a gigantic crap and despite the staff insisting there were change rooms in every toilet, there were none. Jada then piped up that she couldn’t find her phone. Funnily enough, the conductor had it (insert eye roll here). This was when I had my second bottle of wine.
We went to get off the train in New York and Brent asked me where I put the house keys. I told him I didn’t have them, he locked up remember? Brent and I then proceeded to pull everything out of our bags. No keys. The train had pulled into New York, so we got off, found a quiet spot in the subway station and pulled everything out of our bags for the second time. No keys. Brent also realised he had no phone (insert eye roll here). Brent raced back down to the platform to see the train had left the station. Jada went to put something in the front pocket of her bag and realised that she had the keys in there. I started looking for a place that sells wine.
Up to the Amtrak customer service desk to find out where Brent’s phone was travelling to. The Amtrak guys were very helpful to Brent, whose distress was at a level where he was comparing losing his phone to losing one of his children (insert eye roll here). They looked up the train and found it was about to leave from another platform. Brent and the friendly Station Manager, Jermaine, ran down to the platform, with Jermaine radioing ahead to stop the train as it was pulling out of the station. They both jumped on board to search and Brent found his phone in the seat pocket where he had left it. He, Jermaine and the train driver hugged it out (literally), then headed back upstairs. It was almost like a script from Mission Impossible, almost.
We are now at home. Tomorrow I am going out to purchase duct tape. God bless alcohol and eye rolls…
– Fran